the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dobbers:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

No, you did it right. 

(Source: killself)

i saw this on twitter and it unintentionally made me laugh so i thought id share

i am challenging myself to write at least one poem a day every day of the summer. or 90 poems in three months, whichever way i do it.

this is the first draft of my first one, i wrote it in 10 minutes and its obviously fresh and unedited.

the point is just to get myself writing.

i wish i wasn’t such a little punk ass bitch and had more confidence/aggression.

also, if there really is a zombie attack starting, i am going to shit my pants and then die of a heart attack. that would be the worst thing ever.

(Source: saturnin, via wachelweed)

richwhitelesbian:

if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food

(via cuckooforcristiano)

In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”

(Source: blaaaaaaaah8, via sexgenderbody)

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

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barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via velvetkush)

(via velvetkush)